yall: tumblr is muting blogs!!! make sure ur posts are uploading or else ur followers might not be able to see ur blog!!!!!!
me, knowing full well that nobody has looked at my actual blog page in the history of mankind: word?
Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like
Are you implying I don’t look like this when I’m trying to be romantic
in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category
They aren’t joking.
41 people are ready for me to gnome this chick
this is my 4th day gnoming her
they set up a camera lmaooo
i want!! to be!!!! a goddess!!!!!! untouchable and unseeable by mortal eyes but still getting free flowers sometimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations
oh my god… duel lingo
me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
41 people are ready for me to gnome this chick
this is my 4th day gnoming her
hey guys I’m so mad that three-year-olds don’t understand irony bc literally two of my students were fighting over a book titled “Why Should I Share?” today
Drawer with teeth at goodwill
I went to goodwill to get some clothes. I saw a drawer. There was teeth inside. The drawer was 100 dollars including the teeth
Well I went to goodwill to get some clothes and I saw a drawer and opened it and there was teeth :)
My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:
